Wednesday, February 28, 2007

A spy network has been uncovered in Lebanon working for one of the key members of the UNIFIL forces in Lebanon. Hmm let me think, who could it be? Peut etre Republique française? This would be harldy surprising considering France's "historic" role as the Umm al Hanoun (Doting mother) of Lebanon. As most members of the so called March-14th movement would have us believe, France is involved in Lebanon simply to save it from becoming a Shia fiefdom in a Saffavid empire and is doing this for "the blackness of the Lebanese peoples eyes". It is still unclear what role France's intelligence services performed when Israel bombed Lebanon to pieces last July. The Arabs always talk about conspiracy theories usually because there are conspiracy theories against them...

Speaking of conspiracies, I'm pleasantly surprised that Coca Cola have dedicated a whole subsection in their Facts and Myths section of their website to Middle Eastern myths and rumours. Enjoy!

****UPDATE*****
Apparently the network is of the Italian persuasion...

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